Imperfect List

Big Hard Excellent Fish
“Imperfect List” (Rimming Elvis The Andrew Weatherall Way)
1990 One Little Indian Records (UK)
41TP7CD

01 Imperfect List 1
02 Imperfect List 2
03 Imperfect List 3
04 Imperfect List 4

An atmospheric dance track with political undertones.

IMPERFECT LIST (Version 1)

Adolf Hitler
The dentist
Terry and June
Fucking bastard Thatcher
Scouse impersonators
Silly pathetic girly
Silly pathetic woman
Macho dickhead
Bonnie Langford
Neighbours
Lost keys
Phony friend
Ungrateful accusing mate
The Royal Family
Stock, Aitken and Waterman
Smiling Judas
Heartbreaking, lying friend
Myra Hindley
Acid rain
Stinking rich female in furs
Disloyal lover
Wife and child beater
Drunken abuser
Racist bully
The Sun newspaper
AIDS inventor
Leon Brittan
All nonces
Massive, massive oil slick
Jimmy Tarbuck
Loneliness
Cancer
Hunger
Greed
Gut-wrenching disappointment
Evil, gossiping fashion bastard
Tasteless A&R wanker
Hard, cold fish
Overdraft like a mountain
The Jimmy Swaggart Show
The Tory invention of the non-working class
Poll tax
Commie bashers
Mister Jesse Helms
Hillsborough
Weird British judges
Apartheid
John Lennon’s murder
Anyone’s murder
The breakdown of the NHS
The death of the rain forest
Heysel Stadium
Rednecks
Rape
Homelessness
The all-American way
Clause 28
Tiananmen Square
Sexual harassment
Nelson Mandela’s imprisonment
Nancy’s turn
Ronnie’s turn
Miscarriage
Where were you?

IMPERFECT LIST (Version 2)

Adolf Hitler
Mike Gatting
Terry and June
Fuckin’ bastard Thatcher
Insincere social climber of mixed origin
Overdose
Scouse impersonators
Macho dickhead
Bonnie Langford
Poll tax
Neighbours
Lost keys
Phony friend
The Royal Family
Stock, Aitken and Waterman
Heartbreaking, lying friend
Smiling Judas
Myra Hindley
Acid rain
Stinking rich female in furs
Disloyal lover
Wife and child beater
Drunken abuser
Racist bully
The Sun newspaper
AIDS inventor
Leon Brittan
All nonces
Massive, massive oil slick
Loneliness
Cancer
Hard, cold fish
Hunger
Greed
Imperfect list
Gut-wrenching disappointment
Homeless
Evil, gossiping fashion bastard
Radio One
Tasteless A&R wanker
Nurse Ratched
The Tory invention of the non-working class
Cold turkey
Mister Jesse Helms
Fractured coccyx
Hillsborough
Weird British judges
Depression
Apartheid
J. Edgar Hoover
John Lennon’s murder
Hiroshima
Anyone’s murder
Vietnam
The breakdown of the NHS
The bomb
Heysel Stadium
Police harassment
The death of the rain forest
The Troubles
Rednecks
The clamp
Rape
Imprisonment of innocents
The all-American way
The sending off of Len Shackleton
Red sock in the white washing
Nancy’s turn
Tiananmen Square
Ronnie’s turn
Sexual harassment
Jimmy Tarbuck
Mile-long check-out queue
Sick baby
Nelson Mandela’s imprisonment
Miscarriage
Where were you?

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Posted on August 17, 2017, in Andrew Weatherall, Big Hard Excellent Fish, Pete Wylie. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Some suggested additions to Imperfect List:

    The 1%
    The Alt-Right
    Animal Cruelty
    Apathy
    Capitalism
    Career Politicians
    Climate Change Deniers
    Corporate Corruption
    Dictators
    Economic Inequality
    Ethnic Cleansing
    Factory Farming
    Fascism
    Fossil Fuel Industries
    Gender Bias
    Genocide
    Homophobia
    Human Trafficking
    Illegal Surveillance
    The IOC
    Monsanto
    The NRA
    Organized Crime
    Overpopulation
    Pharmaceutical Companies
    Phony Charities
    Reality Television
    Religion
    Slavery
    Terrorists
    Tobacco Companies
    Voter Suppression
    War

    I encourage everyone to contribute additional list items, even seemingly trivial ones.

    • lol … Thank you for not leading it with the obvious TRUMP … but then again, all of your items could have been summarized in one word: TRUMP

      ;-D

  2. IM NOT RELIGIOUS BUT GOD BLESS YOU CHRIS FOR THIS
    MY LIST

    PLAYING OF DIRTY GAMES, SALES OF WEAPON, THE FIELD OF WAR CRIMES AND FABRICS OF THE SAME WORK OF THEIR OWN GOAL IN THE PROFIT OF POLITICAL POINTS, USE OF PHOSPHORUS SANDS AND CASSETTIES BOMS, MILITARY INDUSTRY COMPLEXCHEMICAL PROTECTION,RICH AND POOR ,KROKODILE DRUGS (MOST DEADALY CHEMICAL TOXIC DRUG EVER MADED I SEE VIDEO PEOPLE DIED IN PAIN HIS BODY disintegration IN PEACES)

  3. I WATCHED DISABLED VIDEO OF WOMAN WHO LOOSE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE , MAN WHO ALIVE LOOSE HIS LEG ,HUMAN BODY IS LIKE ZOMBIE.FOR ME PERSONALY I BE EXTERMINATED ANY WHO MADE , DISTRUBUITED AND SELL THIS SHEET,NO JAIL NO JUDGE,ONLY DEATH FOR THIS SIK BASTARDS. TO MUCH FREEDOM DO THIS , SYSTEM IS BAD BECAUSE NO ONE ASK YOU FOR YOUR ROOTS OF MONEY IF YOU GO IN BANK TO INVEST MONEY. DIRTY MONEY IS ONLY IMPORTANT NO HUMAN LIFE .THIS IS HYPOCRCY OF DEMOCRACY AT ALL. AMERICA EQUAL MONEY RUSSIA ALSO. THANK YOU AMERICA THANK YOU RUSSIA I DONT WANT THAT, I WANT NORMAL MODEST AND QUIET LIFE .I WANT PEACE I DONT WANT YOU AND YOUR MILITARY , DRUGS CORUPTION GARBAGE AND SHEET FROM YOUR COUNTRIES.
    I WANT TO BE FREE.

  4. This cd maded 1990 what is change of that time or this list now is much bigger. People no learn to listen and learn something smart for the future .

  5. Obama in his cariere made 60 wars and please dont have right to citate Mandela. Only pearson with clean heands and pure conscience have right to do that. This a shame end of story.Whats wrong with you people.

  6. War in the middle east finance Obama and Hilary administration 700 000 people died and died today more innocent people in the world.All cases of terrorism are the consequences of the wrong policy of the West or I am wrong. Who first made ALKAIDA in Afganistan 1986 .CIA made this against Soviet goverment in Kabul in that time. Consequences you see today all over the globe. 18 terrorist and islamic groups in middle east financed by Turkey SAUDY ARABIA and his arab friends ,plus IZRAEL and USA and his alies.Other two terrorist groups in middle east financed by IRAN. 18 against 2. ISIL is his baby maded to demolish regime in Damaskus(SYRIA).This all is for geostratetic influence in the world. Who cares for innocent people in this war (colateral damage) aim justifies the means, seling of weapons It goes quite well,oil and gas. viva demokratija.

  7. This a lie facebook is like NSA i see blocked my picture .This picture where see 3 man dressed like terrorists hanging Saddam Hussein.This picture i have in my home.
    2016 published Saddam not have nuclear weapon.30 000 american soldiers died,how many Iraqi people died still counting and died today off course minimum 1 million.Off course oil is a important .Saddam first work for him , latter is recognise like treat and hang him .
    Libya president murdered like dog.USA have dictators in continuity REPUBLICANS and DEMOCRATS BOOTH POLITICS IS NOT CHANGED NO MATTER WHO GO INTO A POWER.Every of this people have blood of innocent people on his heands.This is a real truth.Why in America no win someone who is not Republican or Democrat. This man not be controled , by who.
    This a reason why is not real democracy in UNITED STATES.
    Everything is a lie , all world follow that and live in lies. USA millitary industry try to sell new ROBOT MACHINE WEAPONS.Like terminators ,whats is next. World dont need this sheet.

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